《the woods》且看

2、the true beginning

　　After a series of tormenting makeover, hairdo and dress picking, Lavetta was deemed ready by her Grandma as for the big event.

　　The dawn had just came down with its glamourous and gentle warm colored lights. The sun was ablaze with Lavetta's favourite color, red. In accompaniment were rows of deciduous trees with carrot tops mixed with dirty blonde.
　　From a far Lavetta looked quite content sitting in front of the the little cabin on her favorite stool, but as my dear reader may venture to take a closer look, she had quite the constipated look on her face, in contrast to the romantic autumn atomsphere. The reason behind was also quite apparent. Lavetta hated her dress, she hated the hairdo and she hated her makeup!!!

　　Look at her, her dress is shapeless and poopy colored (actually quite the nice beign - granma). Her short black hair was pinned down along with her long bangs clipped close to her ears, exposing her small forehead. Her makeup was so amateruly done by her Granma it almost made Lavetta believe the tale that her Grandma was a witch and she was a orphaned baby that Granma picked up 16 years ago just so she can have a servant girl to torture and take care of her. After all, no one else she played with had to so much chores and Gran never told her about her parents...

　　"VETTY!!!!!"

　　"Crash." Our heroin had just very ungracefully slipped off her chair and gave mother nature a very passion kiss with her bigger cheeks.

　　"Shit... Pasch!" Lavetta swore carelessly at her best friend/the origin of all her misfortunes.

　　"Oh shush you little runt,' said the beautiful brunette, clad in a very princessy white gown, with huge curls adorning her perfect face,"it's time for initiation you know."

　　"Yeah, I know..."Lavetta picked herself up begrudgingly and carefully uttered a little yelp.
　　"God damn you Patricia," Lavetta gave Pasch a evil look,",my bum is split into three at least!"

　　"It's your own fau..."

　　"What was it that I heard you two fine young ladies say?" Granma's monotonous voice creeped suddenly.

　　"Ah. Um, hi Granma. I mean, good evening. Isn't this splendid day, gee. I mean. Is it time for the initiation?"

　　"Hm.Better bot let me hear that again Lavetta!" Granma turned quickly towards the woods.

　　Pasch and Lavetta exchanged a furgitive look and followed quickly behind.

作者有话说

　　My chinese is terrible so I have decided to write a story in English.
请多赐教。Bow... Exeunt