《贰陆的贰伍考研日记》玖贰贰贰玖玖

37、第255天：没学

　　22时40分－7时睡觉。
　　7时41分发现红保温杯丢了。
　　8时9分吃完手抓饼和豆浆。

　　看HAZBIN HOTEL
　　Oncw upon a time, there was a glowing city protected by golden gates known as Heaven.
　　It was ruled by beings of pure light.
　　Angels that worshipped good and shielded all from evil. 他们就是信奉善良保护大家免受邪恶侵害的天使
　　Lucifer was one of these angels.
　　He was a dreamer with fantastical ideas for all of creation.
　　But he was seen as a troublemaker by the elders of Heaven.
　　For they felt his way of thinking was dangerous to the order of their world.
　　So he watched as the angels began to expand the universe in their ways.
　　From the dust of Earth, they created Adam and Lilith.
　　Equals as the first of mankind, but despite this, Adam demanded control and Lilith refused to submit to his will.
　　She fled the garden.
　　Drawn in by her fierce independence, Lucifer found her and the two rebellious叛逆的 dreamers fell deeply in love.
　　Together, they wished to share the magic of free will with humanity, offering the fruit of knowledge to Adam's new bride, Eve, who gladly accepted.
　　But this gift came with a curse. 但这份礼物也伴随着一个诅咒
　　For with this single act of disobedience, evil finally found its way into Earth.
　　With it, a new realm of darkness and sin. 随之而来的是黑暗和罪恶的统治

　　That every year, they would send down an army, an extermination to ensure Hell and its sinners could never rise against them. 每年他们都会派一支军队去地狱展开一场大灭绝 确保地狱及地狱里的罪人永远没有能力反抗他们
　　But Lilith's hope remained. 但莉莉丝的希望没有灭绝
　　And her dream was passed down to their precious daughter the Princess of Hell.
　　Don't worry, Mom. I'll make you proud.

　　Sorry. I get pretty worked up after an extermination happens. 每次大灭绝之后我都会压力很大很焦虑

　　I'm fine, just - thinking ya know, family stuff. 我挺好只是在想我家的事
　　Oof.

　　But this kingdom was something she really cared about. 但这个王国曾是她非常在乎的东西

　　Well, at least you aren't alone. 至少你不是孤身一人

　　Well, hello there you wayward sinner. 你好啊 不羁的罪人
　　Do you like blood, violence and depravity of a sexual nature? 喜欢血腥、暴力、性堕落吗？
　　Of course you do. That's why you're in Hell!
　　But what would you say if I told you there was a place to stay that had none of them? 但要是我告诉你有个地方没这些东西你会怎样？
　　Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel, a misguided path to redemption! 一条错误的救赎之路！
　　delusional充满妄想的
　　Charlotte Morningstar!
　　Come place your fate in her inexperienced hands as she tries to work through her daddy issue by fixing you! 她将通过帮你们改邪归正来解决她跟她爸之间的矛盾！

　　Such as somewhat functional staff! 比如部分履行职能的员工！
　　And 24 hour Pest Control! 还有24小时灭虫！
　　Custom rooms, and just look at this tacky parlor! 定制的客房看看这个准备就绪的客厅！
　　Enjoying riveting conversation with our singular resident. 跟我们唯一的住户进行扣人心弦的谈话
　　Wow! All this and more at the Hazbin Hotel! 一切尽在地狱客栈！

　　买1个2L靛蓝水杯(66元)。
　　看《极恶老大》动画片。
　　Think before you act. 三思而后行
　　lick some ass
　　kick some ass
　　Oh…crumbs. 哦 惨了
　　little devil小恶魔
　　darling亲爱的
　　Favors for favors. 恩惠换取恩惠
　　enticing很诱人
　　Satan
　　bold大胆
　　AND YOU WILL BE OKAY
　　Language! 注意用词呀！
　　We're assassins, not bodyguards, okay? 我们是杀手 不是保镖好吗？
　　Oh crumbs! 噢哎呀！
　　lawsuit诉讼
　　It's not my fault you got a smooth little brain upstairs. 你有个光滑的小脑子又不是我的错
　　Conversation leads to hpv. 谈话会导致宫颈癌
　　possum负鼠
　　We never even ask a fee. 我们甚至不收一分钱
　　You're gonna buy that load of shit from a baby and the sheep it fucks? 你会信一个婴儿和他□过的绵羊的鬼话吗？
　　inappropriate粗鲁
　　Anyway take it from me. 不管怎样相信我
　　Just because we want some selfish greedy authoritarian capitalist to kill over dead. 只因为我们想要某个自私贪婪的独裁资本家死掉
　　I have had it. 我受够了
　　KILLING MYSELF IS NOT THE ANSWER自杀不是解决办法

　　午饭(31元)。
　　买奥奥饼干(3袋18元，1袋110克)。
　　打球。
　　21时40分睡觉。