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36、第256天：没学

　　23时－6时17分睡觉，梦到被追捕，带把雨伞从七楼窗户走，伞没得及打开，就平稳落到雨天人们撑起的密密麻麻的伞上，又落到地上，和外公汇合。梦里外公有高超的盗窃技巧，给我偷了很多值钱珠宝，然后我俩被追上了，强盗们从外公的袖子里拽出项链。
　　梦到进入一个教室，翻看人们放在桌子上的画。
　　6时52分-7时29分练腹。
　　上午来例假。
　　右腰有点疼。
　　中午回宿舍吃饭，躺了会。下午到教室，课上摸鱼、练字、逛当当。
　　“人往至浑处走，佛往至净处走。”

　　看地狱客栈动画片。
　　Sex sells. 性吸引消费
　　Kinky好变态
　　They need to choose to. 他们得是自愿的才行
　　Toots亲爱的
　　I'll head over there right away. 我马上过去
　　Get over here. 过来

　　I CAN DO THIS SOMEHOW I KNOW IT
　　I'LL GET HEAVEN BEHIND MY PLAN
　　There's just no way I could blow it我绝对不会把这事搞砸
　　Not this once in a lifetime chance因为这是个千载难得的机会
　　TO CHANGE THEIR MIND AND TOUCH THEIR HEARTS
　　OR WHATEVER ANGELS HAVE
　　CHEER UP VAGGIE
　　THIS COULD BE swell
　　SOMETHING TELLS ME THAT TODAY WILL BE A HAPPY DAY
　　IN HELL
　　There's a warm fuzzy feeling
　　that wafts through the air空气中弥漫着一种温暖含糊的感觉
　　Every street so revealing It's hard not to stare每条街都有显眼的是发生让你忍不住会看
　　It's a realm so appealing It beats anywhere这王国如此迷人别处都比不上
　　IF YOU DON'T MIND THE SMELL
　　IT'S A HAPPY DAY IN HELL
　　THERE'S AN ENDLESS TRASH FIRE
　　THAT'S BURNING MY SOUL
　　GOT A TON OF BARBED WIRE TO SHOW IN HIS HOLE
　　UH EXCUSE ME
　　DOING WHAT IS REQUIRED做要我做的事
　　WE ALL HAVE OUR ROLE我们都有自己的角色
　　I'M NOT DOING WELL
　　ANOTHER SHITTY DAY IN HELL
　　IF I CAN SHOW THEM THE DREAM I'VE DREAMED
　　THAT ANY SOUL CAN CHANGE
　　THOSE ANGELS MINDS ARE HARD TO CHANGE
　　THEN THEY WILL KNOW
　　EVERYONE CAN BE redeemed
　　redeem拯救
　　From the evil to the strange无论他是邪恶还是古怪
　　They're bloodthirsty and deranged他们嗜血又疯狂
　　I CAN HEAR ALL THEIR STORIES我能听到他们的故
　　THE LOST AND DISPLACED迷失方向流离失所
　　AND I KNOW THAT they're more of an acquired taste我知道一开始他们并不讨人喜欢
　　BUT IF I OPEN THE DOOR AND I GIVE THEM A PLACE
　　AT MY HAZBIN HOTEL
　　IT'LL BE A HAPPY DAY IN HELL
　　From the □□ studio Where the cinephiles go从影迷光顾的色情工作室
　　To watch award winning demon bukkake shows到观看屡获殊荣的恶魔□□表演
　　To the cannibal town Where they don't wear a frown cause再到食人小镇那个快乐的所在
　　HOLY SHIT EW MY GOSH WHY
　　And I don't give a crow that His brains got in my eye
　　CAUSE I KNOW I CAN spare THEM from HEAVEN'S genocide因为我知道我能解救他们免遭天堂的种族灭绝
　　I CAN DO THIS THERE'S AN ENDLESS TRASH FIRE
　　I JUST KNOW IT THAT'S BURNING MY SOUL
　　I'LL GET HEAVEN BEHIND MY PLAN AH
　　THERE'S JUST NO WAY I COULD BLOW IT
　　NOT THIS ONCE IN A LIFETIME CHANCE
　　TO CHANGE THEIR MINDS
　　AND TOUCH MY PARTS
　　FULFIL MY DESTINY完成我的使命
　　I CAN ALREADY TELL我已经能感受到
　　TODAY IS GONNA BE A FUCKING HAPPY DAY IN HELL

　　Creepy好怪异
　　I fucking got you. 我骗到你了
　　Vibe气场
　　Pretty ardcore, don't get me wrong. 非常酷，所以别会错意
　　I know you're an ace in the hole. 我知道你是无性恋者

　　I LOVE HAZBIN HOTEL!
　　GOOD NIGHT.
　　22时37分睡。