《当英语续写遇上中式快穿》草莓凉拌咖喱饭

2、古代宫廷历险记

　　Gia held Tim's hand, walking slowly down an ancient Chinese street.
　　They found that passers-by looked at them with strange expressions.
　　So nervous that Tim indicated that he would not go ary further.
　　Gia comforted him, and then tried to find a job here.
　　Disappointingly, most of the shops here do not accept women as assistants.
　　Gia managed to find a place that employed female staff, only to find that it was a brothel.
　　Not only that, she only can speak a little Chinese that she learn from their irresponsible father.
　　Now the situation put them into a difficult bind.
　　Just then, an electronic voice rang in her mind.
　　“你好，我是快穿系统100545，恭喜您如愿获得穿越资格，接下来将由我带领你完成剧情任务。”
　　“What you mean?”
　　A puzzled look came over Gia's face, and she questioned the owner of the voice.
　　“好的那么……WHAT??!!”
　　“你是说……Are you not Chinese?”
　　“Not exactly. My father is Chinese.”
　　With a growing sense of bad omen, Gia answered question of the AI cautiously.
　　“WHAT THE FUCK!!!–”shrieked the AI at her words.

作者有话说

　　吉娅牵着提姆的手，慢慢地走在一条古老的中国街道上。他们发现过路人用奇怪的表情看着他们。提姆非常紧张，表示他不会再往前走了。吉娅安慰了他，然后尝试在这里找份工作。令人失望的是，这里的大多数商店都不接受女性做店员。Gia设法找到了一个雇用女性工作人员的地方，却发现那是一家妓院。不仅如此，她也只会说一点中文，那是他们不负责任的父亲教她的。如今的情况使他们陷入困境。就在此时，一个电子的声音在她脑海中响起。
“你好，我是快穿系统100545，恭喜您如愿获得穿越资格，接下来将由我带领你完成剧情任务。”
“你这是什么意思？”
吉娅脸上露出了困惑的表情，她问那声音的主人。
“好的那么……什么？？！！”
“你是说……你不是中国人吗？”
“不完全是。我爸爸是中国人。”
吉娅越来越感到不祥，谨慎地回答了系统的问题。
“我擦！！！——”听了她的回应后，系统直接鬼哭狼嚎。