《评《[HP同人]我是马尔福夫人》》1008019

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　　我是拉文克劳的，还挺准的
**************************************** 以下来自生物医药大辞典

tree monkey 自动爬树修枝机
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Tree Monkey 6 up, 4 down
buy tree monkey mugs, tshirts and magnetsDerogatory term for a filipino, pinay, or pinoy. This is a real term used and rarely in person - originally refers to the fact that as recent as 500 years ago, they were still uncivilized jungle people who\'s highest evolution was the use of tree houses, (in trees, of course). Today its used by foreigners as a jab at how proud filipinos are at their assumption they posses any actual intelligence because they were thought how to send text messages and create yahoo accounts. If they ever see anything slanderous to their self-importance mind frame, they will enlist the help of all 1000 literate filipinos to spam the site in question. Most notably, they flood travel sites with fake tourism reviews and the importance of their nurses - which are hired only to bypass minimum wage laws, not for their skills. They give nursing degrees to teenagers who were solely responsible for introducing H1N1 to the Middle East. Although they hold the record for being #1 in mail order brides and #2 in prostitution, they banned Alec Baldwi...
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filipino pinay pinoy philippines stupid third world
by mailorderbride Aug 4, 2009 share this
2. Tree monkey 5 up, 7 down
buy tree monkey mugs, tshirts and magnetsWoman of questionable looks....Including but not constrained to any of the following facial/body issues; hair in facial regions more commonly known to the male gender, longer then average wingspan, hair on small of back etc
Damn dude you didnt go home w/ that hairy ass tree monkey last night did you?
ugly fugly swamp bitch fatty hairy
by Dj Frydae May 24, 2006 share this