《*HP*狮院姐妹VS蛇院双骄（我恨你的十一件事）》Charlie.is.queen

1、序言

　　这坑放了这么久了，我都觉得过意不去了……

　　前两天学莎士比亚，我重温了《驯悍记》，又看了一遍希斯莱杰的10 things I hate about you（对面的恶女看过来），最后在随身听里将Miley Cyrus的7 things循环播放了很多遍，我觉得，灵感来了…………

　　我喜欢10 things I hate about you里女主念诗时的潸然泪下，诉说自己对男主的又爱又恨；我也喜欢7 things歌词里面写出的那种无奈，我讨厌你像Jerk一样的言行举止，可我却还是情难自禁的爱着你，你做过最烂的事是让我爱上你，你做过最棒的事也是让我爱上你……

　　这篇文原本只是我的那篇《*HP*成为简奥斯汀》的延伸故事，但是现在我想把它与《*HP*成为简奥斯汀》分开来独立成文。

　　双主角是必须的，双CP是必须的。布雷斯X Cassy，德拉科X Jane。而故事情节大约是受情伤的Cassy被某女穿越，对斯莱特林均恨之入骨的两姐妹Cassy和Jane开始了与绝代双骄的大作战。最后，两对恋人在一起了，HE了~~~~

　　但是本文题目是“我恨你的十一件事”，所以我根据7things的歌词以及电影的诗拼凑改编之后，衍生了以下的内容……

　　I hate that you are vain 我讨厌你的浮夸，虚荣
　　I hate your ignorant games 我讨厌你无知的小把戏
　　I hate your blonde hair 我讨厌你的金发
　　I hate your self-conceit 我讨厌你的自负，傲慢
　　I hate the wayyou stare 我讨厌你凝视的样子
　　I hate your niminy-piminy dress taste 我讨厌你矫揉造作的穿衣品味
　　I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme 我讨厌你讨厌到反胃，连写诗都押韵
　　I hate the wayyou read my mind time and again 我讨厌你一次又一次的猜透我的心思
　　I hate it when you composedly trump up those hurtful lies one by one 我讨厌你面不改色的编造一个又一个伤人的谎言
　　I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry我讨厌你逗我笑，惹我哭
　　I don’t know which side to buy我都不知道该接受哪一个
　　I hate it that you are not around, and the fact you don’t even say hi我讨厌你不在身边，甚至不打招呼
　　The 11 things I hate the most about you is,you make me still incurably love you 我最讨厌你的第十一件事是你让我依旧死心塌地地爱着你

　　I like your aureate eyes those may have more coffee 我喜欢你咖啡色带着点金色的双眸
　　I like the posture when you fly我喜欢你飞行时的姿势
　　I like that you are totally dull of cooking 我喜欢你做饭时笨手笨脚的样子
　　I like it when you sit in the back row, rock my chair and touch my hair 我喜欢你坐在教室最后一行，晃我的椅子，玩我的头发
　　I like it when you kiss 我喜欢你的吻
　　I like your reliable shoulders 我喜欢你坚实可靠的肩膀
　　I like you so much it makes my teeth decayed; it even makes me unwarily think about you every second 我喜欢你喜欢到蛀牙，不知不觉地每一秒都在想你
　　I like your inimitable beautiful handwriting 我喜欢你独一无二的字体
　　I like it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry我喜欢你逗我笑，惹我哭
　　But I guess that’s both I will have to buy我想两个我都得接受
　　I like your voice which can melt my heart 我喜欢你可以融化我心的声音
　　The 11 things I hate the most about you is,you make me still incurably love you我最喜欢你的第十一件事是你让我依旧死心塌地地爱着你

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　　在这里放上7 things的歌词以及10 things i hate about you的诗：

　　7 things的歌词

　　I probably shouldn’t say this
　　But at times I get so scared
　　When I think about the previous
　　Relationship we shared

　　It was awesome, but we lost it
　　It’s not possible for me, not to care
　　And now we’re standing in the rain
　　But nothing’s ever gonna change until you hear, my dear

　　The 7 things I hate about you
　　The 7 things I hate about you, oh you
　　You’re vain,your games,you’re insecure
　　You love me,you like her
　　You make me laugh,you make me cry
　　I don’t know which side to buy
　　Your friends, they’re jerks
　　When you act like them, just know it hurts
　　I wanna be with the one I know
　　And the 7th thing I hate the most that you do
　　You make me love you

　　It’s awkward and it’s silent
　　As I wait for you to say
　　What I need to hear now
　　Your sincere apology
　　When you mean it, I’ll believe it
　　If you text it, I’ll delete it
　　Let’s be clear
　　Oh I’m not coming back
　　You’re taking 7 steps here

　　The 7 things I hate about you
　　You’re vain,your games,you’re insecure
　　You love me,you like her
　　You make me laugh,you make me cry
　　I don’t know which side to buy
　　Your friends, they’re jerks
　　When you act like them, just know it hurts
　　I wanna be with the one I know
　　And the 7th thing I hate the most that you do
　　You make me love you

　　And compared to all the great things
　　That would take too long to write
　　I probably should mention
　　The 7 that I like

　　The 7 things I like about you
　　Your hair,your eyes,your old Levi’s
　　When we kiss I’m hypnotized
　　You make me laugh,you make me cry
　　But I guess that’s both I’ll have to buy
　　Your hands in mine
　　When we’re intertwined, everything’s alright
　　I wanna be with the one I know
　　And the 7th thing I like most that you do
　　You make me love you
　　You do

　　电影里的诗

　　I hate the wayyou talk to me, and the wayyou cut your hair.
　　I hate the wayyou drive my car.
　　I hate it when you stare.
　　I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the wayyou read my mind.
　　I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme.
　　I hate it, I hate the wayyou're always right.
　　I hate it when you lie.
　　I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry.
　　I hate it that you're not around, and the fact that you didn't call.
　　But mostly
　　I hate the way I don't hate you.
　　Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.