《美事一桩》基德

1、前言

　　这篇文起源于以下博文。女人常常责怪男人不够细致敏感，男人常常对女人的别扭脾气莫名其妙，摸不着头脑。大概，其实谁都没有错，只是男人和女人说不同的语言。

　　Alanis Morissette有首格莱美获奖作品You Oughta Know. 唱的时候阴狠绝毒，撕心裂肺，有词为证，详见文末。

　　关于男人左脑女人右脑的讨论从其中某段歌词开始：

　　And I'm here, to remind you 我站在这里，是要提醒你
　　Of the mess you left when you went away 你离开时所丢弃的那团混乱
　　It's not fair, to deny me 将我彻底否认，并不公平
　　Of the cross I bear that you gave to me 我曾为你背负的沉重十字架
　　You, you, you oughta know 而你，应当知道

　　听闻这一段，某女动容，叹息感慨，词中女主恐怕曾有身孕却因为被薄情男始乱终弃而不得不放弃体内的小小生命，注定一生背负这样的十字架吧。某男不以为然回应，不过是现代男女谈谈情做□□，男人想好聚好散，女人却动了感情，不愿放手，一哭而闹三上吊挽不回郎心，所以赋歌一首，慰聊心事，顺便发泄，好过过激举动，为明日报纸社会版添砖加瓦。

　　切。某女恼怒呛声，你怎么这样麻木不仁！某男悠哉耸肩，我不过是实话实说。

　　心理生理学脑科研究表明，人的左脑管理智慧，右脑管理感情。

　　总结陈词：男人像左脑，女人像右脑。

　　延伸讨论：社会象大脑，大脑的平衡需要左脑和右脑共同维持，缺一不可。但左右脑再如何尝试和平共处，至多也只能通过大把神经纤维频繁交流沟通来达到短暂和睦共存，认知角度的差别，注定他们必须永远辛苦努力和尝试，否则连和平共处都是奢望。唉唉。

　　YOU OUGHTA KNOW

　　- Alanis Morissette

　　I want you to know, that I am happy for you
　　I wish nothing but the best for you both
　　An older version of me
　　Is she perverted like me?
　　Would she go down on you in a theater?
　　Does she speak eloquently
　　And would she have your baby?
　　I'm sure she'd make a really excellent mother

　　'Cause the love that you gave that we made
　　Wasn't able to make it enough for you
　　To be open wide, No
　　And every time you speak her name
　　Does she know how you told me
　　You'd hold me until you died
　　Till you died, but you're still alive

　　And I'm here, to remind you
　　Of the mess you left when you went away
　　It's not fair, to deny me
　　Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
　　You, you, you oughta know

　　You seem very well, things look peaceful
　　I'm not quite as well, I thought you should know
　　Did you forget about me, Mr. Duplicity?
　　I hate to bug you in the middle of dinner
　　It was a slap in the face
　　How quickly I was replaced
　　And are you thinking of me when you f... her?

　　Ohh... aah... ahh... ahh...

　　'Cause the joke that you laid in the bed
　　That was me and I'm not gonna fade
　　As soon as you close your eyes, and you know it
　　And every time I scratch my nails
　　Down someone else's back I hope you feel it
　　Well, can you feel it?