《废坑》大井

4、4

　　Chapter 4: Jokes
　　"I didn't ask the driver to pick me up after school that day. I walked home alone. I usually got home by this time, but no one at home called to ask. Dad must be too busy. I thought I should go back soon, so I quickened my pace! "
　　"But when I got to the park under Zhuang, I was pulled into a car by people I didn't know. Before I could make a sound, the wet towel covered my mouth and I fainted. "
　　"When I woke up, my hands and feet were tied. My eyes were also tied by black cloth. I couldn't see anything. I knew I was kidnapped. Although I was nervous, I forced myself to calm down. Dad would save me! The man who had tied me up did not bother me, but he also advised me not to worry. As long as my father agreed to their request, he would let me go home. I was relieved! "
　　"Fear is no use. The kidnappers occasionally talk to me. It was only because of the land. The fear in my heart was only a few points. After all, it was only a competitor. If Dad agreed with them, I would go home without any injuries. "
　　"For two days, my heart had fallen, and I could not compare myself to a field? My father is negotiating with the other side to fight for no loss. I want to cry. I don't even know why, but I can't cry at all. "
　　"It turned out to be a boy a few years older than me. The place where I was locked up was just an abandoned house by the basketball court in the park. The boy happened to play ball and found three people guarding the door to play cards. There was a hidden hole in the corner of the house. He carefully opened the door and got into the room. He untied the rope and helped me climb out of the room and escaped. "
　　"So close to home, my father only negotiated with the other party. He did not ask anyone to look around. I was unable to hold the boy and cried. Those nervous fears were relieved. "
　　"I learned later that the man who saved me was Liangrui, 19 years old. "?
　　The peace of the chin does not know what to think, the mind is very confused. She sighed and continued to read the diary. Perhaps from then on she gradually alienated from her father. She was full of the idea that she was the most important daughter in his father's heart but found that she was not as good as the benefits he brought. Even later, there was a stepmother and sister?
　　However, it is just another romantic month. The young rich children and the beautiful and gentle schoolgirls are in love. Unfortunately, the family members are obstructed and the people who love each other are forced to separate. The rich kids ended up with the right woman.
　　But the woman died accidentally, and the man took back his former lover and the daughter who felt he owed him. And that's what happened? After reading the diary and putting it away, he sighed in his heart. In that case, why didn't he bring people into the family? This idea just flashed from the head and he had no words. He still thought that it was a polygyny?
　　The servants of the house felt a little strange, for the young lady had changed a lot since she woke up from that fall. But you can't tell me what's changed, she's still her, only she hasn't seen her go out for days. Maybe in the bedroom, in the study, in the studio.
　　It seems that the engagement of miss angi and the young man of the Leung family has had a great effect on her. Angie claimed outside that Anguowen's righteous daughter, this does not have to say anything, because the Anning and Anning ancestors will not agree to let her enter the home, even if she also surnamed An. And Anning likes Liangrui, and this is something that everyone has already understood! However, they do not care about the affairs of the host family.
　　Peace naturally does not know what others think, and what others think is hurt by love is even more impossible. Stay at home only because she has been accustomed not to go out, at this time she is leisurely sitting in the study attached to the small balcony reading books, the sun through light yarn on her body, is not comfortable!
　　And that book, written in a few bright big characters: the joke book.
　　One day I went out to dinner with a friend. Three students ordered three pigs 'brains soup next to me because the people in the shop were noisy. So Miss Duan Cai shouted: "Pig brain, pig brain, three pig brain. "The three boys actually answered the same answer:" Here, here, we are here! "
　　"A young mother took her daughter into the hospital. The youngest daughter asked naively:" Mom, what are we doing here? "? Mother said, "A shot! What? "Daughter:" Why do you need an injection? What did the needle do wrong? Doesn't the injection hurt? "
　　Five minutes later the daughter began to growl, "This is the needle that hit me! This is the needle that hit me ... "
　　On one television show, the police found a place to make counterfeit money and arrested the criminals who made fake money. Policeman: "Why fake money? "The criminal bowed his head and pondered for a moment:" It will not be made. "?
　　After seeing a few consecutive expressions of peace some strange, some incredible and feel a little inexplicable, this is a joke? Obviously her sense of humor was not enough to make her understand the meaning of this joke, so she continued to read other books.
　　There is no record in the history of the State of Chu in this country. The national culture known as the Z country is brilliant. Although the State of Chu has appeared in history, it has nothing to do with the Great Chu, and peace has no choice but to put aside the regret of the heart.
　　She is very interested in one of the Tang poetry and Song poetry. The poems in it are beautiful and profound, and they are particularly touching.
　　Stay close to the wind. Looking forward to the spring, you will live in the sky. Grass color smoke in the light. No words who will stand.
　　It is intended to be drunk and drunk, when the wine is a song, it is tasteless. The belt gradually widens and does not regret it.
　　A good dress belt gradually widens and finally does not regret, for Iraq to get gaunt!
　　The east wind puts thousands of trees on the night. More blowing, stars like rain. BMW carved Xiangman Road, wind Xiao vivid, jade pot light turn, night fish dragon dance.
　　Moth snow Huangjinlv. Laughter goes in the dark. People find it thousands of Baidu. Looking back suddenly, that person is actually in, the lamplight is impassable.
　　Peace is called a blood boil! This random one or two words appear in the Great Chu can be quatrains, not to mention some poetry to the present is itself known as the famous sentence of the ages!
　　It feels as if time has passed quickly while reading, and the whole morning has passed. The servant told her it was time for lunch. At the time of the Great Chu, it was two meals a day. Here it was three meals a day. Even if it was not as peaceful as eating, it was gradually integrated into the life here. At the same time, it was not tired of some of the differences between the Great Chu and this so-called modernity..
　　She is the only one who eats at home today. She eats silently and occasionally looks at people who are not far away.
　　Tan Xiaopi wants to feel her face. Is there something on her face? She was not at ease with her peace, and after a few moments of peace she began to say, with an air of quiet desire: -- Are you satisfied, my lady "
　　"Sister Li, please talk to me! "
　　Sister Pee? Looking at the other person's expression of calm and no expression but so close to her, Tan Xiaobi can not help swallowing saliva, speechless to watch other colleagues to take away the cutlery to give her a good luck look, She said carefully, "What do you want to talk about, miss? "
　　How old are you this year? said Xiao Li, looking at her quietly, saying that she was about to die bravely "
　　Tan xiaoli expression immediately like eating flies, a younger girl than her very serious sitting on the stool to ask how old she was really very strange. "Well ... I 'll be 22 in a while, miss. "
　　You can be the mother of a few children! The peace of mind did not have a profound look at her, "It seems to be as big as Angie, but where did they go today, you know? "
　　Coming came, in fact, this is the focus of it, Tan Xiaoxiao under a difficult look at the peace, "it seems and Liang family discussed the engagement day went ..."
　　A peaceful Oh, see each other's expression is really rich and colorful some want to laugh, she mouth lift, eyebrows a curve suddenly smile like a flower, "little sister, I tell you a joke! "
　　Tan Xiaobi was the smile flash of eyes, come back to the mind after not quite at home nodded.
　　"One day a match had an itch, so it began to scratch its head. As a result, it burned its head and it was dressed in the hospital. Later it became a cotton swab. After a few days, it finally recovered and took away the cloth on its head. And it turned into a toothpick. "
　　Quiet slowly said, and then he stared at Tan Xiaoxi. Before a while, she facilitated her rise and went upstairs. She walked up the stairs and turned to the person who seemed to be holding it hard to say: "If you want to laugh, laugh. Don't spoil it! "After going to the second floor, there was a suppressed laughter downstairs in the hall.
　　That's a real joke!