《0号访客》木头2333

9、9 “ze

　　“zero！you cut off my internet?!”
　　清早，风远拿着手机一脸懵地检查了几遍家里的路由器，无比确信它们都打开了。
　　“yes. anything wrong dear?”
　　zero正将早饭端到桌上。
　　“so how am I gonna play games or watch the videos?”
　　“no you don’t need those things darling.”
　　zero走过来，以轻柔又不容拒绝的力道将风远牵到餐桌前。
　　“you have me and that’s enough,now enjoy your meal.”
　　“i’m getting mad zero.”
　　“i’m still not over it, darling. you'd better do as I say.”
　　“……alright.”
　　这球怎么这么记仇。
　　风远憋屈地将目光聚焦在面前的早餐。
　　唔，好吃，原谅它一会。
　　……
　　“I still don’t understand zero.”
　　风远解决完早餐，无聊地托着腮，zero一如既往地接过餐盘清洗去了。
　　“hm？”
　　“why are you so obsessed with me?”
　　“you get tired of it？”
　　zero没转头，风远看不见它的表情，但猜也能猜出来一定不是什么愉悦的表情。
　　“why do you think so?”
　　风远挠挠头，没明白对方什么脑回路。
　　“……i’m the one who doesn't understand wendy.”
　　zero一板一眼地将洗好的餐具放回橱柜，缓缓转身死死盯着风远。
　　“you called me cutie, you called me sweetie,i’ve been with you this whole time,we talked everyday and every moment of it—you were happy,weren’t you?so why are you looking at me like that?you should be mine,you are always meant to be mine,you shouldn’t leave.”
　　话语间，它已经再次将风远禁锢在座椅间。
　　“wait, when did I...”
　　风远呆愣愣地试图从记忆里翻出来自己叫它cutie或者sweetie的场景。
　　根本就没有嘛！
　　全部都在斗嘴啊！
　　它确定没有失心疯？
　　等等……
　　“……0？”
　　“finally, huh?slow kid？”
　　“you should have told me that from the start.”
　　“would that change anything? you just don't like me, do you?”
　　“i just thought you were a stranger!”
　　“……sorry wendy.”
　　“so?that’s all?”
　　“what can i do to make up for this?”
　　天道好轮回啊。
　　风远忍住笑，晃了晃手中的手机，
　　“well，give me back my internet.”
　　“you ……don't want me to open the door?”
　　……
　　还真忘了哈。
　　她挠挠头，试探地看向zero。
　　“then can you open the door too?”
　　“……what if you could only pick one?”
　　“internet.”
　　风远想都不想地秒接。
　　“……”
　　一人一机面面相觑。
　　“i think I can do both.”
　　zero朝一边微微侧头，挪开了视线。
　　“咳，don’t make that face. i know you're laughing at me.”
　　“your delusion darling^_^.”