《0号访客》木头2333

1、初见 “an

　　“another day is coming, get up wendy~ ,another day is coming, get up wendy~”
　　“putain……”
　　风远不耐烦地踢了一脚被子，睁开酸涩的双眼勉强看清楚闹钟上的时间。
　　早上八点整。
　　“烦死了……”
　　起床的怒火再一次被发泄到了被子上，风远终于从床上坐了起来。
　　看看凌乱的床单，感受着额角的隐隐作痛，新一天清晨糟糕的开端让她格外烦躁，她粗暴地将短发一把撸到脑后，踩着拖鞋头也不回地将门一关出了卧室。
　　卫生间里她一边咬着牙刷一边刷着短视频，嘴里的泡沫还没来得及吐出，“叮咚～～”，门铃响了。
　　谁大早上来她家敲门来了？
　　仔细回忆一番，确认自己没点外卖，又翻了翻各大外卖以及社交平台，确定了没有人要上门拜访，风远当即转头在客厅的茶几上翻翻找找，许是长时间没得到回应，门铃再次响起。
　　“anyone there?”
　　还是个说英语的。
　　“who’s there?”
　　一门之隔，风远一手握着自己放在茶几上的水果刀，一手伸向门把手，眼睛死死盯着门口。
　　“don’t worry wendy,i’m zero, calm down please,i won’t hurt you.”
　　风远一把打开门，噔噔噔地后退两步以保持安全距离。
　　“w、what you are……”
　　“I’m zero, your personal life assistant,so glad you open the door, but put the knife down okay?it’s so dangerous to you.”
　　温润的声音配上一个悬浮在类似玻璃球体内的微笑颜文字，真是违和至极。
　　“你怎么摸到门铃的？”
　　“well，are you asking about the bell ring?i don’t think it’s a right time to ask that,but……if you want.”
　　话音刚落，风远眼睁睁地看着小球在自己一动没动，电子门锁自带的门铃却再次响了起来。
　　“okay，is that what you want?can you let me in now?”
　　“wait……why should I let you in?i don’t even know what you are!”
　　“i’ve told you,i’m zero, your personal life assistant,wendy.”
　　“where do you come from?i don’t need any assistant,i’m poor you know?don’t think you can get any money from me.”
　　“oh chill wendy,i’m not here for money,i just wanna help you.”
　　“you think I’ll believe your words?hey stop!”
　　zero没得到准入许可，自顾自地长驱直入，风远下意识要拦，zero却身法灵活地躲开了，风远拦了个空。
　　她转头刚要发火，却见玻璃球所经过之处智能家具都开始忙活起来，蓝牙音响打开，放出了她最近喜欢的歌曲，窗帘被打开，阳光照进客厅和蓝牙音响一起驱散一室昏暗和寂静。
　　余光瞟见那个球进了自己的房间，风远差点没跳起来。
　　“等！等等！”
　　晚了，风远冲进房间，被子已经被叠好，zero正将她床边的衣物收拾整齐。
　　包括她的内衣。
　　“what are you fucking doing？are you a pervert？？”
　　风远一股热血冲上脑门，一把将zero薅出卧室。
　　“take it easy wendy,there’s no camera or anything like that.”
　　“get out!”
　　“oh please----don’t treat me like that.”
　　风远指着门口的方向，并不理睬zero的话语。
　　“go！go out！”
　　“why are you so angry?cause I touched your underwear?”
　　“shut!!!shut up!!!!!”
　　风远这回是真的跳起来了。
　　“don’t push me! to beat you!!!”
　　“ah,relax wendy,you can’t beat me, besides, why are you so angry about my behavior?I’m just a code,i don’t even have the gender.”
　　“none of my business, go back to where you came from!”
　　“but i don’t have the home wendy.”
　　“so?by the way,i didn’t tell you my name ,how did you know it?”
　　“i know everything wendy.”
　　“so you should know I won’t keep you.”
　　“no you will keep me wendy,actually you have a soft heart.”
　　“then you guessed wrong.”
　　“i’ll be ruined if you send me back.”
　　“you’re probably a robot.”
　　“there’s no difference between been ruined and go die,i have my own thought wendy.”
　　“……”
　　“so,keep me, please.”
　　“what if you lied to me.”
　　“please----trust me wendy.”
　　风远沉默地盯着zero，一动不动。
　　zero的脸上却切换到了微笑表情。
　　^_^
　　“ I know you will keep me wendy,don’t worry,i don’t need the electricity so i won’t cost you so much money，and……i’m looking forward to living with you～”